hang the laundry on the line, since it's not raining today. marvel at how much you enjoy hanging laundry on the line.
drape sheet over your daughter's hair. she is a princess. try to think of something else for your children to do besides watching classic cartoons.
set princess on potty. feel good about the fact that you have (mostly) potty-trained her. try not to worry about the fact that your son has taken to wetting the bed and wetting his pants in the middle of the day.
sip some ting. cry when reading your email. do the dishes. feel thankful for the invention of the ipod and the birth of andrew bird in 1973. talk to your husband on the phone. he's passed his first test!
blog about your boring day.
and it's not even half over.