Monday, November 05, 2007

"Break me off a piece of that...Fancy Feast."



Formula for getting things done (like that laundry all over the floor):

Give Milo a piece of candy.

Set him down in front of Shrek 2.

Repeat 10 times.

The sugar levels being ingested in this household are no joke. Someone please lend me their kid to entertain Milo so he can take his mind off candy. Halloween really is an evil holiday.



11 comments:

Emily said...

Me, me! I'll lend you a kid! Isaac? Nay, we'll take Milo and Pearl and send you off to shop at XXI Forever to pursue your love affair all by your lonesome. Really. Wednesday, let's do that.

Wendy said...

HA! I love your title. ;-) Tim missed that episode.

Oh Milo ... how much you remind me of someone I know and love (his name starts with an E). Maybe the two of you could go for a long walk in the canyon together and give us moms a wee break? :-)

Wendy said...

By the way, Abby, I thought for a second you were going to share a story about Milo eating cat-food based on your title. I am relieved I was wrong. :-)

abby said...

I'm totally up for babysitting exchanges, Em. And if I really did borrow Isaac one of these days, we both would win. Hmmmmm.

abby said...

Wendy- yes, let's send Milo and Ezra up the canyon. Some cowboys will probably abduct them and give them a more suitable, wild life than we can provide. They can still come visit and teach us how to lasso and wear cowboy boots.


Oh, and you are not too far off with the cat food comment. I have an inkling it has happened before.

Sarah said...

Fill me on on the fancy feast title, por favor.

Ashley Seil Smith said...

milo is so ridiculously cute. and your play list makes me really happy. I didn't know that it plays continuously and i put headphones on here in an internet cafe to listen to a message from my sister (on facebook, on a different tab) and What A Wonderful World came on and made everything perfect. Really, so thank you for that =)

abby said...

Ashley! We miss you guys. Come home soon and we can hang out and talk about how Lindsay Lohan visited Kaleidoscope. For real. And now every dress in that store is $300. For real.

Sarah, on The Office a couple weeks ago, Andy couldn't remember what came after "Break me off a piece of that..." (Kit Kat Bar). He thought of things like applesauce and then finally settled on Fancy Feast (cat food). It was funny because no one would help him out.

Meghan said...

I understand the candy dilemma. I'm ready to throw all of it the trash so every two seconds I don't hear 'Can I have a treat', but then I don't have any treats either. Hmm...

Anonymous said...

I'd baby-sit if I wasn't on the other side of the world! Milo is simply adorable!

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